Long Live Engineers! =p

10. The world does revolve around us... we choose the coordinate system.

9. No "couple" enjoy a better "moment".

8. We know how to handle stress and strain in a relationship.

7. We have significant figures.

6. We understand the motion of rigid bodies.

5. Projectile motion: Do we need to say more?

4. Engineers do it to specification.

3. According to Newton, if two bodies interact, their forces are equal and opposite.

2. We know it's not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force.

1. WE KNOW THE RIGHT HAND RULE!

*take note~ dev being bad and naughty* =p

Why Marry an Engineer? :P

Ladies, when Choosing A Mate, Compare These Other Professionals To Engineers:

Here is a plug for all the Engineers out there.

DOCTORS Supposedly, all women are after a Doctor, so don’t expect your relationship to last more than 5 years. Eventually, he’ll run off with some nurse from his office, or one of his young women patients that is pretending to be sick. He’ll wait until you are stuck with a few kids to do this. This is not a problem with your Engineer husband. He had a hard enough time meeting you. It is unlikely he’ll ever meet another woman in his profession.

LAWYER Do You seriously expect an honest, trusting relationship with someone who gets paid for lying? Once again, this is not a problem with your Engineer spouse. He doesn’t have enough social skills to lie convincingly. An additional drawback to marrying a lawyer is when the divorce happens you will get nothing.

SALESMAN See honesty segment under Lawyer. Plus, he will be traveling to trade shows, etc. where he will be in the company of other equally trustworthy individuals. Don’t be surprised when you get the invitation to show up on the Ricki Lake show. The company that your Engineer husband works at will keep him in a cage, often called a cubicle, until he is ready to go home to you.

HAZARDOUS PROFESSIONS, I.E. POLICE OFFICER, FIREFIGHTER, CONSTRUCTION WORKER, ETC. Your husband, if he is not dead by some accident, will likely be crippled with a back injury, etc. just about the time you are at your sexual peak. The only hazards that your Engineer husband will face is losing his eyesight by staring at the terminal for too long. This hazard actually has some benefits. For one, he will not notice that you are getting older, since you will be a blur. He will remember you as when he first met you, because the memory will still be sharp, and you ask “Honey, were you looking at her?”, he’ll honestly be able to say that he didn’t even see her.

TEACHER The only reason he entered this profession is so that he could be surrounded by newly post-pubescent girls who idolize him. He’ll be in jail soon, and then you’ll have to look for another man.

MINISTER See Teacher and substitute the word “girls” with “boys”.

22 June 2009

saw lots of things today.. *lecturer nagging* *couples having fun at the park* *girl sleeping at library* *food court guy shouting with the language that i cannot understand* *students studying for their final* *finding my blue pen* *maths assignment sketching.. soon gotta copy paste* ... what a day (=.=)

Malaysia XI v Man United

Host:	Asia Tour
Type:	Sports - Sporting Event
Network:	Global

Date:	18 July 2009
Time:	17:00 - 21:00
Location:	Bukit Jalil
Town/City:	Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia Description Kuala Lumpur will be United's first stop on this summer's four-match pre-season tour of Asia. At a press conference on Tuesday it was confirmed the world champions will play a Malaysia XI at the picturesque Bukit Jalil Stadium on 18 July, kick-off 10:30 BST. It's eight years since the Reds last visited Malaysia, when 100,000 fans watched a Malaysian All-Stars team lose 6-0 to a strong United line-up. And official tour promoters ProEvents are expecting similarly fervent support this year. “We are excited to work with the club again, and to bring to Asia one of the most exciting and biggest football clubs in the world," said San Boon Wah, managing director of ProEvents International. “The club is popular throughout the world and especially so in Asia, where it has a wide fan base. I am sure many football fans, both local and from the region, are thrilled by this opportunity to see the champions in action." Chief executive David Gill added: “Our relationship with fans in Malaysia is already well established, with local young people having the chance to learn to play the game the Manchester United way with MU Soccer Schools.”

Over the years
As we grow old,
We remember our father
So brave and bold.

In the garden,
Leaning on the plow,
He would listen to me,
I see him now.

He would give advice
And understand,
He was always there
To lend a hand.
God made fathers
Strong and firm,
For he knew our lives
Would have great concerns.

So he gave us fathers
To teach us to pray,
And guide our lives,
And show us the way.

So on his day
Let's take the time
To say "Thanks, dad.
I'm glad you're mine."

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY (=

LOVE YOU PA :)

Start ignoring the colour and be united!

Religion is the reason.....colour of the people......we have to help ourselves....look into ourselves....our consciousness.....forget what religions teach,... They are just personal interpretations of the ultimate Divine ...The eternal truth is beyond all those...Humanism should be the religion of the present and future..and peace and love be the way to worship..

Praise the Lord! =)

~dev~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG9Sbg_gkxA

visit the link!

have no idea to upload it into blogspot.. so, just copy and paste to view it :)

I'm proud of myself!

yuhooo... yea.... finally i manage to pass both my papers and now m doing a solid engineering foundation.. that's awesome alrite... not easy to achieve tho k... i manage to... ^_^

2nd june 2009

first class...

at 10am...

Technical English...

was at class by 9:45am...

showed my puntuality.. =D

10:10am... lecturer came...

she was apologizing to all the students coz, she entered the class late.. she didn't expect the class to begin this week.. but... yea.. all the expectation was wrong.. haha... anyway... her apology was accepted :D

then she begun the class with introducing herself to the whole class.. hehe... and the best part.. i keep pronouncing her name wrongly.. her name is "ms kholoud y.m nasereddin" holy crap.. that's super long k...

it's easy to call her " kalut" =PP

haha.. hope she doesn't see my blog.. i will be dead...

yea.. she is from palestine tho... hehe.. so, hell yea.. she is pretty ^_^

then the whole class introducing themselves to her.. and finally my turn came...

so, i was telling her all my stuffs... finally she asked me.. what course are u majoring in.. and i answered.. "mechanical engineering ms".. and she was like alrite.. after that.. i would like to specialize in aeronautics.. and she was like.. owh.. it's great. it's great... and better u get a private jet done.. haha.. i was like.. owh.. hehe... sure.. y not.. m not gonna make one for her.. haha..

so, i became her pet.. phewwit... haha... the awesome day ends.. :D

3rd june 2009

9am... was at the programming lab...

waaa.... entered inside.. damn kewl... all dell comps...

haha.. proudly announcing that i destroy one.. lol

was too tired n sleepy.. somehw my leg kicked the comp's brain.. and the brain slide and eventually "boooom..." haha...

at 9:20am...

lecturer came.. hehe.. thank god.. everything we placed well and tidy.. =PP

dev became an angel.. ^_^

as usual.. she came and intro herself.. this lecturer.. phewwit.. hehe.. hawt hawt.. =PP

she is an iranian.. named "ms solmaz bagherpour"... LoL.. the name sounds weird.. but... everything else was good =D

yea... the ice breaking session begins.. she called for volunteer to intro themselves.. and no one reacted..

then.. she decided to choose ppl.. i have no idea.. y she choose me.. danm... haha.. i some where at the middle.. and y me???

then... i stood up and intro myself.. the session was great... :)

after all that... we were given an assignment to be done.. but.. just a minor one.. so, no worries.. :D

it was good..

she checked then let me go back early... the comp crime was hidden till the end =P

PEACE..

12pm..

registered for the CIMB clicks.. =D

those ppl owe me one octopus.. damn... tomoro i should go get it.. ^_^

that's all for today i guess.. =D